Why is every computer or computer part that I recieve a cheap piece of CRAPP!!?

I collect many old computers(don't ask me why) and ALL OF THEM ARE CHEAP PIECES OF SHIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEET!!!!! This is very anniyoying and I think about all of my 15 or so computers are crapppppppy crapppppppppppppy crab crappy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!… (with the exception of 2 or 3) They are all low end "budget" computers low performance! I don't give a shitt about how much the original owner bought it for, I only care about how much it is on Ebay or whatever site I buy it on! Here are a few damnn examples: I just upgraded my graphics card for my gaming computer ( I bought it on ebay and I thought that its 256 megs of ram was very powerful) and I searched it up and found it was budget low performance, not-gaming-worthy crap, and I thought the web site was kidding, but then I found many sources to say the same and the shittttty assholle of a computer's penis expansion B&W video card won't even play CALL OF DUTY smoothly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Not even at 640*480!1!!!!1!!!!! Even my oldaasss laptop's card is much more powerful!!! I bet it can't even play minecraft!!!!! &^@%@%#%^@#$%^*#%&^@$%^@#%%&#&^&#&#$%^#$… Then my teacher recently said that I could have his old laptop for a reward but I found it's another dick in the assholle's hole! It can have a 200 meg, 120 meg, or 80 meg hard drive (IK it's old) and guess what; it came with the spinning *** whirring coffee grinding loud-stupidass 80 meg "lame drive" and it didn't even come with a color screen! Instead it came with a black & white "DSTN" screen that lagged for an hour every time I move the goddammn mouse!!!!!!!!! A third example: My teacher also said he might let me have his dell dimension 8400, it was supposed to come with a cool 320 gig drive, 3.6 Pentium 4 ht, and ati radeon x850 super graphics card, and a cool pci sound card. Instead, it came with a small-enough-to-fit-in-an-***'s-hole hard drive, a ******** x300 (which on WIKIPEDIA it says it's low end budget sheettty shiiit crapp, and a 3.2 ghz piece of snail, and on the review site it says it's supposed to be a gaming computer, but it lags horribly at a 2003 game which can run smoothly on a 16 mg card!!!!!!!! PIECE OF SHITSHITSHITSHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!! @#$%^@Y#%^@%&!!!! I know that some old computer can be good for their time, but most of mine are "budget" **** in an assholee when they came out, and shiit in a trash can at the bottom of a pile of craap in the world's saddest dump!!!!! YYYYYYYYYY ME?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Why don't I get higher performance ones?!??!?!!??!?